What to wear in May? Or more specifically, what to wear in a crap May like this one? The weather is like November, but somehow we feel an obligation to look a little springlike. We ought to be in pastels and taupes, oughtn't we? We should be twinkling down the street in sandals. But it's too cold and wet. Thus our emotional dress sense is in tension with our practical dress sense. Which one wins will depend largely on age and whether we are trying to pull. And May, of course, is a traditional pulling time. Spring is when a young man's fancy lightly turns to the thought of love, wrote Tennyson in a politer age.
It is in this cruellest of months (April has been transferred to May for reasons of the weather and the liturgical calendar) I find my New Year resolution being sorely tested. Common sense dictates that I continue to wear my boots and treggings and to don my extensive black and grey collection in increasingly ingenious ways. But quite apart from the fact that I'm bored with all that, it feels all wrong to be dressed for winter when the chiff-chaffs are singing and the cherry is in blossom.
So what is the best way forward along this sartorial tightrope? Here's my solution: skinny jeans and ankle boots, teamed with light coloured tops and a large umbrella. The ankle boots look less January-ish than knee length boots, and you can tuck skinny jeans into them. You can't tuck your wide-legged jeans in, as I have observed before. Wide-legged jeans are usually asking for platform wedges, but it's too cold for that.
And I covet them. Ah well. It wouldn't be much of a New Year's resolution if it didn't cost me a pang now and then, would it?
PS if you are offloading any size 12 skinny jeans in bright or pastel shades, get in touch.