The colour blocking trend. It's big at the moment. If you see someone walking down the street dressed in bright purple, teamed with orange, or possibly lime green, don't worry, they've done it on purpose: this is colour blocking.
Looking back, I can see I should probably have asked the precentor to put a small notice in last week's service booklet, alerting the cathedral congregation to the colour blocking trend, and informing them of my intention to demonstrate it the following week. That way we might have avoided any misunderstanding, and people calling out, 'Well we can certainly see you coming this week!' Ha ha ha!
Here's what I wore: a pair of shocking pink wide-legged silk trousers from East (via a charity shop) with a jade green long sleeved T-shirt, and under this a turquoise vest top. To be successful, your colour blocks must be vivid and clashing. Think of it as the reduction ad absurdum of the non-matchy-matchy rule. Having just read some advice in a colour supplement over breakfast on how to rock this look without ending up dressed like a children's TV presenter, I knew that the secret is to restrict yourself to two colours palettes (unlike the photo above). I therefore did not wear my red platform wedges. I wore my tan platform wedges, and a narrow tan belt. The result was quite startling enough. 'Colour blocking. It's called COLOUR BLOCKING. It's a FASHION TREND,' I patiently shouted, as if to deaf foreigners as I left the cathedral.
My timing was not great, however. The Lichfield Mysteries were just about to start, and the Close was filling up with actors. I suspect that a lot of people assumed I was part of the cast of one of the plays. A large demented parrot from Noah's Ark, perhaps.
It's enough to make one's eyeballs bleed....ReplyDelete
Yup, pretty vile, isn't it?ReplyDelete
I know nothing about colour blocking (I'm an ex-goth, colours still scare me at times) but I am glad to have stumbled on your blog. I loved Angels and Men and really hope you find a publisher for the teen fantasy novel.ReplyDelete
Thank you! As an ex-goth I feel sure that purple and red will be the best for you to work with as you warily approach colour blocking.ReplyDelete