But hang on a moment--France is the home of the Dukan diet. Surely I have not travelled this far in the company of Dr Dukan, only to be abandoned to the ravages of irresistible baked goods? Surely he has some wisdom to share. I looked up 'croissants' in the index. Nothing. He goes straight from 'crisps' (bad: 'full of fat and calories... dangerous if you want to prevent cardiovascular illness and cancer') to 'cruise diet'. This means 'alternating protein', by the way, rather than what to eat on board ship, or when out on the pull.
So the Dukaneuse on holiday will have to fall back on those good habits instilled by months of following Dr Dukan's advice. Eat sensibly, exercise, remember your oat bran, forget your escalators, and above all, eat 200 hundred croissants every week while on holiday in France! I'm sorry, that was a typo. It should have read, have one day of pure proteins a week. With a bit of luck you won't come back two dress sizes larger.
I'm supposed to be packing. I find holidays stressful, to be honest. Worry, worry, worry. Passports. Bow doors of ferry. Will house-sitter set fire to new washing machine? Will new washing machine set fire to house-sitter? The answer is to drink wine and lose yourself in a good book. Here's a suggestion: Lazarus is Dead, by Richard Beard. A compelling exploration of the nature of faith and doubt, of how we know the unknowable. Plus it's funny and the end made me cry. Enjoy. With a glass of wine and the patisserie of your choice.
Never mind the patisserie, french bread, hot chocolat & marshmallows etc, more importantly, what the Dukan are you going to do about the WINE in France?ReplyDelete
Maybe you should have gone to Turkey - - -at least the name is high protein.
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Hmm. As you have now posted this comment several times on my blog under two different aliases, I'm beginning to wonder if you exist, or are some figment of the Dukan empire's imagination. Care to comment again?ReplyDelete