Ha! What to wear when jogging! For some of you that's a bit like wondering what to wear when turning a pumpkin into a coach-and-four. It's never going to happen, is it? Well, never mind, you just sit back on your sofa and eat lard pasties while I continue with this post.
My first hint is that you wear running shoes. Indeed, it is possible to go running in nothing but trainers, as has been ably demonstrated year on year here in Lichfield during the Buff Run. The Buff Run used to be engaged in annually by our Choral Scholars, but currently we don't have any. I believe some of our lay clerks have taken part in the challenge as well, round the cathedral Close in the noddy. It is generally scheduled in the wee small hours to minimise the chance of running into the dean's wife, and to maximise the opportunity for Dutch courage. I look forward to learning whether there's a similar tradition in Liverpool cathedral, when I myself shall be the dean's wife, poised to be shocked at the sight of naked young men. In fact, I shall station myself at my front window with binoculars in order to be shocked properly.
Where was I?
Oh yes. What to wear while jogging. The second most important thing is a good sports bra. In fact, if you have a large chest, it's a good idea to wear two sports bras one on top of the other just to tether everything, especially if you are a woman. One of the worst problems I've hit with this not buying any new clothes malarky is in the sports bra department. After a couple of thousand washes the elastic toughens up and is about as flexible as a steel tape measure. My dears, the chafing! I've started tucking a sock in the centre front under the band where it rubs raw. How I suffer for this blog.
For outer wear I have an array of sports gear dating back some dozen years. Most of it is black. Much of it has magical wicking properties. Moisture is simply wicked away! We believe that, don't we? I also run in special running gloves with special metallic finger and thumb pads which would enable me to use an iPod if I owned one, or was stupid enough to listen to music while out running instead of being constantly on the alert for assassins lurking in the flowering currants like the highly trained martial artist I am. Yes, I have indeed used my judo skills while out running. I tripped over a bump in the road and executed an impressive martial arts rolling breakfall outside the cathedral school once.
My final piece of advice is that you don't wear tight lycra compression gear unless you are spectacularly fit (in both senses of the word) or have a good friend who is willing to cut you out of your shorts when you get back home from your run.